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Pest & Insect Jokes

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player? The one in the sugar bowl! What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics? All sorts of antics! Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees? Because they...

Integrated Pest Management In Schools

Schools are sensitive places, housing our children, teachers, friends, and neighbors. With no room for pest infestations, or the misuse of pesticides. Implementing an Integrated Pest Management Solution has been catching on, and is the most effective and safe way to...

Our Favorite Clean Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army ! What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon ! Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance ! What do bees do if they want to use public...

Collection of Jokes

Q: Why did the beetle chew a hole in the carpet? A: It wanted to see the floor show! Q. What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love? A. They were married in the spring. Q. What did the termite say when it walked into the bar? A. Is the bar tender here? Q. Two...

Gorillia Joke

Bob wakes up one morning, looks out of his window to find a gorilla in his favorite tree. So he calls the pest control immediately. The pest control man arrives in his van and says, “That the gorilla?” “Yep that’s him” The pest control...